fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!

Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".

What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!

by Passing gas November 15, 2013

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011