Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
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When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
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Gus Fring (verb)
Gus Fring took out the entire cartel by poisoning a bottle of Zafiro Añejo, taking a drink of it himself to convince them it was safe, and regurgitating it later to save his life. The cartel got ‘Gus Fring’d.
“You don’t honestly believe that China bioengineered Covid-19, released it on themselves and premeditated strict lockdown response measures just to slingshot themselves economically, do you?”
“Yea man - we totally got Gus Fring’d”
Gus Fring took out the entire cartel by poisoning a bottle of Zafiro Añejo, taking a drink of it himself to convince them it was safe, and regurgitating it later to save his life. The cartel got ‘Gus Fring’d.
“You don’t honestly believe that China bioengineered Covid-19, released it on themselves and premeditated strict lockdown response measures just to slingshot themselves economically, do you?”
“Yea man - we totally got Gus Fring’d”
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Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
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