fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug May 14, 2011

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

yippen farcheesy

Someone or something that is unworthy of any kind of coolness. Fucking Cheesy!

Can you believe someone would actually want to be seen driving that ghetto ass yippen farcheesy car?

by Zebulon July 27, 2006

tour de farce

a performance covering a ridiculous set of non-sequiturs or otherwise wildly unrelated achievements and situations

The band's performance surprised the large gathering with a tour de force of popular (and some not so popular) music from the 60's, 70's and 80's. The variety spanned from Elvis to the Eurythmics, Black Sabbath to The Beatles, Mungo Jerry to Lady Smith Black Mumbazo, Santana to Simple Minds. Maybe it was more "tour de farce"!

by Big Mike the Bass Player December 14, 2013

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

Fargle

A fart which doesn't escape the ass cheaks as you lean foward, and is forced back up the ass making a reverse fart noise as you lean back thinking the task was done.

Mike leaned foward in his chair to fart, but as he leaned back in his chair a nasty fargle let him know he didn't push hard enough.

by Rooaaddss June 11, 2006

farcenal

another name for Arsenal FC.

Who the fuck are Farcenal?

by International Bad Boy July 27, 2004