e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

Failure adventures

A very overused term in GoAnimate Styled Rants Which go!fags keep on using .

7 year old in rant:This show is about (Insert-protagonist here) and (insert protagonist gang here ) And they like to go on failure adventures.
Normal person: Bruh, the failure adventures term is getting overused nowadays, and failure means lack of success.
7 year old kid: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023

epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

SAS Failure

Shit Air Separator failed to release (only) a fart. Person on the edge of diarrhea, who attempts to fart, but manages to foul their underpants.

I only wanted to fart, but suffered a SAS failure.

by Lexinut October 3, 2005