Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 26, 2014

Flooding the Fight

Flooding the Fight is a phrase regarding the commonly occurring floods in the Midwest along the Red River (especially among Fargo, North Dakota). This terminology was coined with the phrase "Fight the Flood." However, since it is a heavily alcoholic area in the Midwest, "Flooding the Fight" was derived from the amount of alcohol consumed during the flood time frame in order to drown the sorrows of the lost communities. Also, the large amount of social drinking that comes along with schools being let out for break because of the floods.

Hey, it's a flood break! Let's go Flooding the Fight!

by Hockeyhigh March 17, 2010

Dart Race Belt Fight

Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.

Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.

Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.

by Sexyalexis September 17, 2016

Hop off the freight train

Get off the unit of a man.

*Girl jumps on boyfriend ready for sex*
Boyfriend: “Ughhhh hop off the freight train”

by The_OG_freight_trainer March 6, 2020

The Foo Fighters

A band of brave fighters who took down the species that terrorized the earth long ago known as the “foo”

“Bro how did the foo go extinct”
“The foo fighters took em out”
“Wow that’s sick”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ July 31, 2020