Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

by Sucks to suck October 9, 2013

Elmo dick

The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.

Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.

by shellystrick4L January 4, 2011

blue elmo

a person who is or was a closeted homosexual

Damn i didn't know tim was a blue elmo

by Cathy's peters wife March 30, 2017

Red Elmo

The player who, having used red gas in guild wars, resulted in a team loss.

We were set up for a perfect score, but them Hoyt went and pulled a Red Elmo

by HoytHavaro June 21, 2023

elmo balls

they're red, they're fluffy, always revolving and looking constantly suprised.

the have a remarkable degree of innocence about them yet some people twist the meaning into something somewhat rude.

they have an amazing resemblence to gaz's balls

and can be found on msn if the image has been sent to you

elmo balls are somethine to be shared.

1)"aw the elmo balls are happy"

2)"you can play with the elmo balls"

by helen&gaz September 7, 2008

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009

elmo bitch

someone who for some reason prefers that little twat Elmo to the vastly superior cookie monster for some strange unbeknown reason

you little elmo bitch.

you don't like cookie monster you little elmo bitch traitor.

by platypus mafia December 31, 2017