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dyslexic

If you can spell it, your not
Doctor: Please spell Dyslexic
Man: Huh?
Doctor: That'll be a yes then...
by umpirestrikesback March 31, 2005
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dyslexical

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adj, verb
1. becoming dyslexic; the process where you constantly type or write letters in a different order than you intended.
2. the process of learning something and getting the processes completely ass-backwards (in reference to graph movements etc.)
I am dyslexical today, as I have 5 typos in that last sentence.
by fredspace38 October 21, 2008
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Keyboard Dyslexia

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.
keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.
by corbane November 10, 2010
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e-dyslexia

Really bad or atrocious spelling when on IM or social networking sites, but done by people whose spelling is otherwise flawless when not online.
Josh: "roflcopeter"
Josh: my spelling is awfu;
Josh: its like e-dislexia coz it only happens on a computer
Beth: Yeah, that e-dyslexia is getting kind of bad.
by Josh145 January 11, 2008
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dyslexic

A member of the greatest clan of all times (see apul)
by sonicpentatonic3 May 24, 2004
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Dyslexic Fetish

A young woman, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with Dyslexics men.

Also, Females that hunt dyslexics because they are known as incredible lovers. Usually they have big penises
She was a groupie with a Dyslexic Fetish, but she never got past blowing the Dyspraxia.
by BigDiggerNick April 12, 2022
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congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
by Assex 776 October 5, 2013
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