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gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)
Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."
by KrapKunt October 19, 2013
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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
by Plato9983 August 18, 2020
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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.
"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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Up A Dress

For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them
by Wavid Daliams March 17, 2019
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Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
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The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.
by Asultri March 8, 2015
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