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Saoirse downes

Saoirse downes is a mad waffler dont belive anything she says
by Saoirse downes is a waffler August 14, 2021
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Luca Downes

Name for a cunt who gives off little dick energy. Who likes sucking off hot juicy men
by Anusinspace April 23, 2022
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Will Downes

Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022
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orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.
Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.
by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022
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Upstairs-Downstairs

A way to describe a two-story house with stairs, so it has an upstairs and a downstairs. When you’re used to only living in a single story house, an upstairs means everything!
Did you hear Monica just bought a house? And it has an upstairs-downstairs!
by itsallaboutkey May 24, 2022
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upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.
I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.
by Whitetigr March 25, 2023
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Zane Downes

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.

Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.

One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.

Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.

But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.

So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
by vwnj rsdkjvnw May 29, 2023
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