Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito August 12, 2016

Dirrty Dettmers

An amazing man who at one time in his life was a real Dirrty mother fucker. He often has episodes of relapse where he does people real dirrty. The Dirrty Dettmers usually expresses himself in forms of sexual or physical episodes and is accompanied by meth use. Don't be a Dirrty Dettmers.

I just beat my girlfriends ass and fucked a poopslut. Wow you should be proud of yourself you are a real Dirrty Dettmers.

by Mary Poppinns June 6, 2018

Dorito Milk

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.

Boy: hey girl, want some Dorito Milk
Girl: yes. Let’s fuk
Boy: ok now

by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019

dorraine

Most beautiful precious creature to ever exist.

I was walking thru the park when I was all of a sudden stuned by the presence of dorraine.

by Yeahbitchz June 24, 2019

dorathejinsplorer

A legend who’s funny and hot

Do you know dorathejinsplorer?
Yes, i love their page so much.

by stanbtsforgoodgrades March 7, 2021

Dorothy the dinosaur

Dorothy was a forma KGB operative. She hid as a Green dinosaur on the Australian kids show The Wiggles after the fall of the U.S.S.R. and ''KGB''. Dorothy has committed multiple war crimes such as Treason, Torcher, Fighting behind enemy lines and Raping Donald Trump as an infant, and her where abouts are unknown and classified as of this time. She is suspected to be the head of the KGB Mafia. If you see her in public run and pray and hope your not her next target.

Dorothy the dinosaur is the KGB

by ahaihahhuh March 22, 2021