Dorito Fuck

Simply shoveling as much Doritos (any flavor) into your girl of choices vagina, or Anus. Whiping out your pipe and insert into vagina or anus. Whilst continuesly thrusting your hips back and fourth.

Doritos Fuck

Person 1: What did you and that girl do last night.
Person 2: I dorito fucked her all night.
Person 1: Nice man.
Person 2: Yeah we used the whole family size bag.

by DoritoFuckKing August 1, 2018

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

Soggy Dorito

When you throw a handful of powdered cheese at 3 people in a devil's triangle because you didn't get invited.

Dave, Kevin and Sherry decided to have a devil's triangle after I passed out, so I gave them a soggy dorito.

by JCruiza September 5, 2020

yeeto dorito

Can mean lots of things, including but not limited too:
1:A really good YEEt
2:An expression of happiness, excitement, energy, or whatever else you want.
3:Something you say for no reason at all

Someone: "yeeto dorito" *eggs and toilet papers mars*

by Just some random teenager. November 1, 2020

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy

Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!

by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022

Vito the Dorito

Basically he umm the um the when the vto when the vitoan the viot

bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather

Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater

by bookem January 7, 2022