doobie

A tight joint, some weed, scooby doo's middle name

Damn boy you got a doob? Let me take some of that!

We were just smoking some doobies. SCOOBY doobies.

by THaMagoriumz December 3, 2007

doobie time

1. time for the smoking or rolling of a doobie, (joint, marijuana cigarette).
2. time spent smoking said doobie.

I just got a bo of KB, you've got to try this, it's definately doobie time.
or:
I have to get ready for work...doobie time.
or:
Amanda: Is it doobie time yet?
Daniel: Not yet, I still have to break it up.
or:
My mom gets home from work at five thirty, we have about an hour of doobie time left.

by A. Mystery July 24, 2008

dobbins middle school

Dobbins Middle School is a school located in the middle of a lame ass town surrounded by lame ass houses. This middle school is full of snakes and weird ass hoes who bring stuffed animals too School. We also have emo’s, children of Satan, Hispanics, and those who just believe they’re above everyone. We have teachers who look like their eyes are popping from their face, and obesity is our number one thing we look for when hiring. Our food is garbage; meaning we get it from the actual garbage at other schools nearby. These schools include Hiram High School, Bagget Elementary, Hal Hutchins Elementary, South Paulding High School and Austin Middle School. We also assign work to already stressed children over break, then give them an anonymous questionnaire given by the guidance counselor asking if they would ever think about suicide because of school work. Dobbins Middle School is a place where we give ISS for not bringing homework, and make children sit in the office for two hours because their butt is outlined in a pair of tight pants. Dobbins focuses on spending the schools money on food for the teachers and then asks for money every week in a new fundraiser.

Sally told Marco,” Dobbins Middle School makes me want to kill myself, but that’s okay! At least I have four things of homework for a day off while my teachers sit at their houses on tinder! “

by CarlosChristmas January 18, 2018

Dicky dobber

A dicky Dobber literally means dicky penis but can be used as an insult for when someone is being annoying.

eg. ' sara-jane you're a dicky dobber'
or ' Emily your dicky dobber the fag robber.'

by dicky dobber October 20, 2009

Dirt Doobie

"Dirt Doobie" is term coined to describe the lowest form of life,...dirty white girls in love with ghetto niggers. Dirt Doobies are white trash with very low self esteem, who enjoy being passed around between niggers like a "Doobie".

They can have up to 6 (black)sexual partners in one evening without protection, or bathing. Dirt Doobies usually wear a "standard issue"uniform that consists of a red top, dark blue jeans, and bight white sneakers. Doobs have been known to wear the same outfit for up to 3 weeks without changing.
Doobies originated in Alton, Illinois, a small town about 20 minutes from St. Louis...but, much like the vermin they bed down, Doobies have spread like roaches to the point of being an epidemic. created by Rabbi Greg Brownstein

Julia Stiles is a Dirt Doobie with a S.A.G. card
"damn, they passed that whore around like a Dirt Doobie!!!"

by fingerrubbers January 12, 2012

smoke a doobie

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?

JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie

by The Crippled Stoner November 5, 2013

shoobie doobie

A shoobie doobie is a really, really, good joint.

Ted: Hey Frank, you got some bud?
Frank: Yeah, dude. You wanna roll it?
Ted: Sure, man. I'll roll a shoobie doobie if you have quality shit.

by YungSack November 3, 2013