Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 25, 2012

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

Donutting

The act of killing an opponent and proceeding to use the 'squat' feature to move up and down on the laying down body of the dead opponent. This resembles the act of moving the anus over a laying persons face.

You got owned! its time for a little donutting!

by __Psymon October 15, 2007

Donut Mile

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.

We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.

by Daniszeman May 20, 2009

Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.

Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

Donut Cop

A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.

I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.

by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021