n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
Get the donk mug.1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
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This term was accidentally created early September 2011 as a result of a typo. Started spreading slowly through Twitter since.
It's funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn't.
Donking = Drinking.
This term was accidentally created early September 2011 as a result of a typo. Started spreading slowly through Twitter since.
It's funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn't.
Donking = Drinking.
I donked with a group of buddies last week.
I saw you donking with your boyfriend.
You donk too much. Donker.
I saw you donking with your boyfriend.
You donk too much. Donker.
by @FarhanaRahman September 11, 2011
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