Doe Joke

A Doe joke is always told with extreme finesse and panache, it is however a retarded joke, and is only funny because it isn't.

You: So I bought a Wii the other day...
Doe: Oh lolololol I bet you've been playing with your Wii all day huh?

You: ....
Doe: Get it? Your "Wii".
You: Doe joke!

by RiChess December 17, 2011

stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill

My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 5, 2005

Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

doe eyes

beautiful exotic eyes; usually almond shaped

Audrey Hepburn had such beautiful doe eyes.

by ilovederekk August 26, 2009

where they at doe

Black people that can not find what they are looking for

I know u have bitches over "where they at doe"

by Heatingduke0 November 5, 2014