doctor's note

Doctor's note (n) An excuse for any occasion.

Any behavior or affectation wherein you might draw attention or comment might be explained away with : "It's okay, I have a doctor's note".

Jasmine : "Dang - What's up with Cedric's shoes ? Who'd wear those to the club ?!"
Bennie: "S'okay - he has a doctor's note."

Mags: "You were so rude to that clerk !"
Cooper : "I have a doctor's note."

by TrudyS July 2, 2010

Doctor 40

Mogen David 20/20 wine. Also called Mad Dog or Mad Dog 20/20. It is a low end, cheap wine; a favorite of winos and young men who think it is cool to get drunk on the cheapest wine that is available. It is cheap and strong. It has an 18% alcohol content, even though many think the name is derived from an alcohol content of 20%

I'm in need of a buzz, but I don't have much cash. Let's get some Doctor 40 for what ails us.

by Tugboat Bill November 13, 2011

Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018

Covid Doctator

Mixture of COVID, doctor and dictator

A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.

DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)

That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.

by Subserventmedic June 23, 2020

single bullet doctrine

The doctrine that in diplomacy or the international political field assassination can be a very effective means of avoiding war. Formally coined as a phrase in an opinion piece by journalist John Stanton in October 2002.

The coinage is a reference to a comment regarding the possibility of a war against Saddam Hussein in Iraq. In a press conference Ari Fleischer, the White House spokesman, said: "The cost of a one-way ticket is substantially less than the cost of war. The cost of one bullet, if the Iraqi people take it on themselves, is substantially less than that.

(http://www.newsinsider.org/editorials/bullet_meets_the_bone.html)

While dealing with a tyrannical dictatorship, I would support the single bullet doctrine.

by hyperides January 8, 2009

the 9th doctor

the 9th regeneration of a time lord commonly known as the doctor. The first doctor of the new who series that started in 2005, most people's first doctor. Known for his leather jacket and love for bananas, his companion is Rose Tyler and his catch phrase is 'fantastic!' Also known for his first and reoccurring word, 'run!'

the 9th doctor grabbed her hand and whispered, run!

"one does not simply skip the 9th doctor"

"it pisses me off when people say the 9th doctor is the 1st doctor"

by thecoolkidwithpropergrammar March 27, 2014

Be a docter

What all Asian parents say

You get a B, you are disgrace, how you going be a docter

by Lil petite September 4, 2019