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safety docking 

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet
safety docking by boiler March 13, 2015

cross docking 

1) A sexual maneuver involving three or more people. The person in the middle is said to receive on one end and give on the other.

2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.
Steve's mouth hurt and was expelling an distinct aroma from all the cross docking last night.
cross docking by Thermos SCM August 2, 2016

Port Alberni Docking 

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.
I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.
Wet Docking by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009

Cock-Docking 

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.
Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.
Cock-Docking by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012

Shuttle Docking 

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"