Cum Doily

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.

"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"

by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015

Miss Daly

A malicious teacher, who only thinks about herself and tries to get students to do things without proper reasoning. She has big lips, (Probably from plastic surgery), She also gets her teaching assistant to back her up on anything even if it is untrue

EG:
Person 1: *Turns Head*

Miss Daly: WARNING ONE!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: WARNING TWO!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: Alright, You've got yourself an afterschool detention.

That miss daly, Shes such a cow

by Help me pls February 14, 2017

Justis Daly

A guy who will leave his friends behind and snake everyone he comes across. He will act loyal for a shot period of time but eventually leave you and your friends stranded.

"Your Justis Daly"
"Don't be a Justis Daly"
"Alright Justis"

by Realonecrip November 16, 2018

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!

"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"

by djkfre July 9, 2023

Tim Daly

A little less douche!

Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)

by dewswhat June 5, 2013

John Daly

Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.

Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."

by JebusOU May 30, 2007