Stanek's Disease

A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.

Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.

If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.

Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.

The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.

Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.

Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.

Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"

Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"

by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011

CRS disease

This is a disease where you can't remember shit.

- Do you have CRS disease or something?
- What's CRS disease?
- It's a disease where you can't remember shit.

by Mai Vang June 29, 2004

internet disease

People on the internet have pictures of themselves in which they look far more attractive than they really are. Quite often from odd angles, unique lighting, or a combination of both.

On MySpace girls often look quite beautiful because they select pictures that make them look much better than they really are.

by Bryce Kennington February 29, 2004

Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

disperse

to leave somewhere; to get out of a place

James: Lets disperse out this piece.
Justin: Yea, they actin foogaysee.

by Justin Noel December 2, 2007

Parkinson's disease

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Head up ass disease

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

by ReallyGood January 2, 2012