Dings

Has multiple meangins, can mean shitty, lame, gay, weak. I serious cut down on a chick.

"Dude, yer the fuckin' dings, just drink with us tonight."

"That chick is the fuckin dings man, and a cocktease taboot."

"Dude I gotta cut the grass man, its the dings."

by Kevin K. January 26, 2005

ding

eastern ottawa slang for smoking a cigarette

"yo lets ding"
"you wanna ding?"

by dong May 13, 2005

ding

Sound effect caused by getting a headshot to the helmet in a FPS computer game; for example, the "Tactical Ops" mod (later became a retail standalone game) for Unreal Tournament used this sound effect. Often used in double, as in "ding ding"

* a headshot to helmet happens in game *
"ding ding!"

by computer gamer October 3, 2004

rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.

I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".

by rindcorp July 13, 2006

Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

ding ding sling

Sexy underwear for men that only covers the penis well and leaves the thighs and buttocks exposed.

Myra and I went to a male stripper party and all the entertainers were wearing ding ding slings under their chaps.

by academyresearcher September 30, 2015

ding

An onomatopoeia commonly used to acknowlege the presence of a skank.

::points:: Ding.

by Stocks June 22, 2003