dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

Dicklamp

The type of person who gets turned on or off easily.

A slightly annoying though often funny person.

Damn, you been talking to Mel recently? What a dicklamp.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2018

Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.

She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash

by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018

Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.

Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge

by I am the Doc September 27, 2018

Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).

Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”

by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019

Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.

Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.

by Smacketeer September 1, 2019