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Dicking Around 

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.
Dicking Around by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about 

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.
Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-
dicking about by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

urban dicking 

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.
Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.
urban dicking by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010

Nigger Dicking 

To fool, deceive, or to act completely immature to someone.
That system only costs that much, and your asking double! Are You Nigger Dicking me?
Nigger Dicking by Jost November 26, 2006

fugly duckling 

a male who at first, seems like a loser, never cuts his hair, wears weird clothes, and seems like he's trying to 'find himself'. and then not that later in life, maybe after high school, decides to cut his hair and start wearing normal clothes but still has his individual mentality, and is really awesome and basicly the perfect guy.
girl: "damn boy you are fine... and super funny... and super nice... what's good?"

boy: "uhm you don't remember me? we went to high school together. you hated me and used to make fun of me and say i was fugly."

girl: "damn... you were a fugly duckling... and now you are a fine ass swan... i fucked up..."
fugly duckling by Cassandra Q October 25, 2009

whiskey-dicking 

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
whiskey-dicking by Hwoody March 7, 2016