Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 09, 2023

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by D blow January 19, 2021

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by lil peep 1235 December 04, 2020

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by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010

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A word used to describe an overall shitty experience

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by Ranchitup_2016 September 30, 2016

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by fatjerr November 19, 2013

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by Yeetifer June 04, 2022