Thotus Deletus

Will wipe out half of the women in the universe.

THOTUS DELETUS! Thot: I don't feel so good...

by Good Man Allah October 3, 2018

Death&Delete

A last ditch effort command to get rid of Tinder, Grindr, or any form of dating apps before someone else sees your phone

"Bill's fiance tried to use his phone, thank God he used Death&Delete or else she'd have his balls"

by Pokebuster64 November 3, 2019

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by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020

dot-dot-delete

In versions of messenger that display a dot-dot-dot symbol while users type such as Facebook messaging, to dot-dot-delete is to start writing something and delete what you have written before sending it. The dot-dot-dot symbol disappears, leaving the other person wondering what you were writing, why you deleted it, and whose turn it is to say something.

"Dylan dot-dot-deleted me and I just know he was thinking about asking me out."

"Yo, I was chatting Annie and it was going great but then that bitch dot-dot-deleted me!"
"No way, man! Did she say anything then?"
"Nah and I wasn't about to so that shit just ended the conversation!"

"She was annoying me so i dot-dot-deleted a few times to freak her out."
"Hah. Scurr."

by mplushungergames January 8, 2014

Drama Delegation

In the workplace, to expand an overwhelming vortex of simmering drama by including and exploiting an unsuspecting colleague. Drama Delegation is generally associated with a Resident Drama Queen ("RDQ"), drama dialing and the dreaded dreply to all. Often times, the drama delegation is preceded by a drama fly in or followed by a second-effort drama dial to additional unwilling colleagues IYW.

Trudy: "Don, could you send an email to the team letting them know that I have a call in to tech support about the printer? Thanks much! (smile)"

Don: (under his breath) "This drama delegation makes me look like a drama chump. What a dusted chimp."

by Pale Rider August 7, 2007

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When you drink an alcoholic beverage so quickly that it essentially vanishes from existence. Also used to describe a person who gets obliterated by alcohol to the point that their brain essentially vanishes leading to an array of incomprehensible decisions and the person subsequently passing out before they make it to their bed.

"Buddy was just absolutely deleting beers last night "

"Dude, he was completely deleted by 11pm"

by The Roost August 7, 2016

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 10, 2016