destroy dick december

Starting 12AM December, bust a nut everyday until 12AM January 1. On December 1, nut once, on the second, nut twice, and on the third, nut three times... etc

After #nonutnovember, you may begin the process of destroy dick december in which you may release the nutt.

by Nutt McGee November 12, 2017

Deceptive Fart

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

No dildo December

Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina

Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.

by Jn702 October 1, 2020

no declan december

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.

holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

by martyforpresident February 10, 2021

December 4

National Ask out your Crush Day👍😘😍🥰

Hey man it’s December 4, You know what that means, Time to ask her out

by Gdog2006 November 23, 2019

december 22

national sacrifice a ginger day

“Yo dude today is december 22, you know what that means! Carl get over here it’s time.”

by yourmotherhomo October 15, 2019

3rd of December

3rd of December is Heather day. On the 3rd of December, you should be wearing a sweater.

- oh shit its the 3rd of December...lemme go find his sweater

by tinyspaghettis October 31, 2020