Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"
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Get the David Childress mug.1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
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A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?
Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.
Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?
Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
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Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?
Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
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