lord dampnut

An anagram or "alternative name" for the worst president in the history of the USA. Coined by Colin Mochrie (of Whose Line is it Anyway fame) on 20 January 2017.

Did you read the latest tweet from Lord Dampnut?

by freepicklepleaseenquirewithin February 1, 2017

Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

damnfuck

When you see a chick far away your like damn and when you get up close your like damnfuck

I saw chick across the way and i looked to my buddy and said Damn and she got closer and I was like DAMNFUCK

by STONER4LIFE123 March 7, 2009

Damp Bread

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.

Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!

by Familygames August 6, 2017

damp humping

When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.

And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.

by jruss--1 April 23, 2014

damnfunnyshit

Really funny stuff that makes you laugh a lot. Word was first introduced by damnfunnyshit.net

That was some damnfunnyshit right there!

by thatguy90001 August 30, 2014

Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.

Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.

by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016