the daily show

one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++

Airs on comedy central,
Mon. thru Thurs. at 11PM/10C

by just some girl March 25, 2005

the daily show

a truly awsome show. I agree with what everyone else has posted on this, cept for this guy. I just had to say this lol...

"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."

"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"

I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.

The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor

Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.

"Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons." YEAH, BY MORONS LIKE YOURSELF!

by mitchapalooza October 11, 2005

Daily Damage

The damage to hair that occurs from harsh shampoos, blow drying, hot irons (such as curling irons and flat irons), friction (such as rough toweling, brushing, combing, pony tail holders, barrettes, etc.), styling products that contain chemicals which cause damage (such as alcohol), environmental factors (such as sun, wind, water and pollution). Daily Damage can cause hair to become dull, dry, frizzy, brittle and prone to breakage.

Sharon's dry, dull and brittle hair is due to the daily damage from the hot flat iron she uses every morning before work.

by Hair Care Pro July 26, 2013

Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching

E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..

by Linguistical! July 7, 2011

daily park

When you're addicted to prostitutes and take them daily into a parking garage to park your peen in their spleen (if ya know what I mean).

"Have you had your daily park today?" "Yeah, it was great!"

by Lightningthing June 16, 2014

The Daily Scoop

Maddie

Maddie is the daily scoop

by afaafasafaffaafafafs October 5, 2021

Ethan daily

He is so sexy makes you feel so attracted to him every time you look at him. He makes all the ladies fall in love with him. Is awesome at every sport. But especially great at making other feel good. And a all around beast.

Ethan daily is the hottest boys in school and loves sports

by Bigbeast February 24, 2021