Cronkey

A combination of grit and glamour, with a side order of balls out insanity, like a wild eyed gypsy at the wheels of a stolen Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.

Also cronk, cronked, cronker, cronks etc.

Are you going out on the cronk tonight?

Man, those clothes that you got from La Freak Boutique make you look completely cronkey!

Ross is always getting cronked. One could say that he is the human embodiment of the word.

by Ol' Bill Lee December 17, 2004

crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.

Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.

by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004

Cockeyed

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009

Betty Crocker

When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender

" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"

" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"

"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"

by BASEGOD1 November 9, 2011

Cockeye

When a male pokes a female in the eye with his penis

"Oh my god, you let him do that to you?, you are such a cockeye"

by Disteny April 9, 2003

Cockey

Cockey is a Canadian sport invented on Saturday, August 14th, 2010. It was invented by two teenage girls (names unknown). Cockey combines the techniques of croquet with the style of field hockey. It was invented in a backyard by two BFF`s and is intended to be a competitive game for any one over the age of 3.

I hit the cock so hard!
Dayum that Cockey game is so intense!

by Assey/mavis August 18, 2010

chris crocker

A hilarious gay Youtube star. Became famous after his 'Leave brittany alone!' Video, in which he cryed and yelled at brittany haters, who were bashing brittany's VMA comeback performance. Honestly thinks he's female. Usually draws disgust from viewers, but also draws laughter.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.

Person 1 (Chris fan): Did you see Chris Crocker's new video on youtube?
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-

by orgasmicforyogos May 13, 2008