"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
Get the Shit-Crippledmug. by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006
Get the brain cripplemug. Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
Get the cripple nipplemug. by Jack M May 4, 2003
Get the crippled johnnymug. what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007
Get the cripple biscuitsmug. See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
by Inter dimensional police July 22, 2017
Get the crippling autismmug. Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
Get the Crippling depressionmug.