craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.

Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!

by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008

Carcastic

When one uses sarcasm while inside a motor vehicle.

360's new track is heaps hip hop and I am in a car, omg this is such a carcastic day

by HoytDerbyLives June 8, 2010

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

craptasticalrific

Something that is poinless, boring, worse than what was expected, a waste of time, and/or is awesomely bad. It is a mixture of the word "craptastical" and "horrific". This is usually accompanied by a sarcastic sunny disposition and sometimes two thumbs up.

Peyton:Dude, that movie was lame as balls
Megan: totally-like yea, it was craptasticalrific!!! :D lame dumb wack

by Skye-Skye September 10, 2010

Craptastic

when something is so crap, it's fantastic

Don't you like my drawing? It's craptastic

by Revvy12 March 2, 2011

Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

Catastic

When you love cat's so much anything you see that's awesome you'll call it Catastic

Person1: Oh My god watch this cat video!

Person 2: Ahh it is so catastic!

by Phanosaur_Girl September 8, 2016