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The Used BMW Conspiracy

A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.
“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy

“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
by TheCarDudeA8 April 24, 2020
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no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return
Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy
by poo January 31, 2022
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International Jewish Conspiracy

Something morons accuse you of alleging when you point out the obvious things that Jews openly do.
Hey seems like Jews really push hard to keep a ethnostate for themselves but push for White majority countries to be multicultural and integrate lots of non-Whites. Kind of like they consider us an enemy to be destroyed

What are you talking about, there is no international Jewish conspiracy to have a Jewish country for themselves and make White countries brown. The last thing Jews want is for Israel to be a Jewish homeland and the first thing they want are lots of homogenous White ethnostates!
by Canviale January 22, 2023
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conspiract

conspiract is a phrase used by gradi. Grace “accidentally” typed “conspiract” and now its in the Urban Dictionary.
Grace- hhhh
Madi- what?
Grace- CONSPIRACT
by Dustin’s Cat November 12, 2018
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Conspiracise

I could sit and conspiracise for hours about any current event.
by C_Jackson April 18, 2019
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Conspiracitizing

To act of conspiracitizing is to combine a hypothetical plot against someone or something with the act of over intensifying an absolute worst case scenario (aka catastrophizing) .
I kept running all the "what ifs" in my head over and over and over again until I finally had enough conspiracitizing for the night.
by Anxious McQueen August 19, 2022
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Conspiracy Theorist

In 1967, the CIA coined the derogatory label "Conspiracy Theorist" to attack truthsayers and whistleblowers who challenge the "official" narrative of the powers to be. This term is usually associated by the mass media to shills with tin foil hats who talk about little green aliens, lizards, supernatural, and other obvious absurdities in order to discredit real truthsayers and whistleblowers who are able to expose real conspiracies conceived by real corrupted people all over the world.
A conspiracy theorist is a shill who wears a tin foil hat and talks about inane absurdities.
by AlfaVitaY2K December 8, 2016
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