Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.

The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.

by Corseliun Michael Corett III July 31, 2006

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

concept1

n. 1. Any or all insane persons with a tendency to write or say random things at inappropriate times.

n. 2. One who gets pleasure from wasting someone's time.

"Oh my God, concept1 needs to kill himself."

"That guy is so concept1, he doesn't have any real friends."

"Did you see concept1's girlfriend? She is hot!"

by Bryan Fury April 17, 2004

concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011

Concert Stacking

When you go to more than one concert in a 7 day period.

Dude, I'm Concert Stacking Depeche Mode and Spiritualized in September. Best week ever.

by shivonna June 7, 2013

Concert fever

The painful and intense urge to attend a concert. Basically the same as baby fever, except it's about concerts. Concert fever often starts by seeing pictures/videos of a concert, or hearing peers discuss a recent concert.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Of Mice and Men concert last night?! Someone went deaf from the speakers and some got trampled in the pit!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"

by snapcrackle PAP June 5, 2016