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The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.
Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the F…………………CK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TV…..)
by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019
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beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
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Grubhub Commercial

A commercial for Grubhub where the characters just dance while eating awkwardly . It is one of the first big memes of 2021.
man, that Grubhub Commercial is the new meme!
by AtomicXD January 14, 2021
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Jodie Comer

Best Actress in all of acting history | Villanelle in Killing Eve | Elizabeth of York in The White Princess | Millie Rusk/Molotov Girl in Free Guy | Most beautiful woman to walk the earth
P1: Oh my god, look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
P2: Oh yeah! Who is she?
P1: Jodie Comer. She's like the best actress in all of acting history.
P2: Does she play Villanelle in Killing Eve?
P1: Yeah! She also plays Millie Rusk and Molotov Girl in Free Guy.
by MakkaTheFlatWhite April 30, 2022
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Camber

The alignment angel of a wheel on a car. The angel from the top of the wheel to the bottom. If you have negative camber the top of the wheel is in (towards the car) If you have positive the bottom of the wheel is towards the car.
Yo! I just lowered my Civic check out the camber, because im a moron and don't know how to get my car aligned.
by Brandon/SATAN January 21, 2004
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anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
by Arm January 10, 2005
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Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.
1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...
by Thor B December 9, 2006
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