Columbian Ass War

A type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your asses meet. Whoever is still standing masters that round

My friends Duncan, Leo, and, Eric played Columbian Ass Wars all day long!

by Ellen (Lola Trueheart) May 30, 2008

Columbian Retirement Package

A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.

"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"

by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Columbian white Christmas

When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.

El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.

by Rew fergelle March 18, 2016

Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011