colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
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trollin' for colon

one who is on the lookout for anal intercourse or is know to always be craving the dark
dude you are totlally trollin' for colon
by camerod December 04, 2004
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colon jouster

That guy is a colon jouster. Really he's gay ?!
by studstewe November 19, 2010
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colon rose

When a person expels or projects their own anus from the inside to the outside of their body giving the effect of a rose bud blooming in spring
I've never seen a colon rose like that

Her ass produced a truly magnificent colon rose

It was the biggest colon rose I have ever seen
by Dolph Rolfe October 23, 2015
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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
by Indy Sparkplug May 08, 2010
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Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.
Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...
by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006
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Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
by Urban humor December 22, 2015
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