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College

1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
mugGet the Collegemug.

Colleging

Man you don't know what late night is? You suck at COLLEGING!!
by shutts October 8, 2008
mugGet the Collegingmug.

College

As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.
Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!
by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009
mugGet the Collegemug.

College

The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
Yo college man
by SavageAttack October 24, 2017
mugGet the Collegemug.

College

A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.
by neutrogina October 9, 2016
mugGet the Collegemug.

College

dont go to college
by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019
mugGet the Collegemug.

College

Feck college
by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019
mugGet the Collegemug.

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