Bunkbed Coffin

An artist known mainly on Youtube and TikTok. Most know him for his voice sounding almost identical to Kurt Cobain’s. He is very talented, and kind to his fans.

His socials;
TikTok: BunkbedCoffin
Instagram: BunkbedCoffin

Youtube: Bunkbed Coffin

by UndergroundCelebritism June 2, 2021

black coffin

When a black man is buried in a vampires lair and getting mushroom slapped buy the vamp

Dude I herd Larry the nigger got black coffined by that vamp

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.

Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.

by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009

Coffin Corner

A straight-ahead bike lane striped on the curbside of a turn lane, so that turning vehicles have to turn across the bike lane.

Cyclists using that 'coffin corner' bike lane are likely to get hooked by any cars turning right.

by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower

“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben

by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019

Baby Coffin

A tasteless term for the vagina, referencing abortions.

Matty D: Yo, take me on the date, tell her to bring a friend.
B: Uh..you're not my boyfriend.
Matty D: thats why shes getting me some bittie to nail it in her baby coffin

by Christerray April 9, 2010