jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.

Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.

by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010

Crown Chowder

When your partner styles their hair to resemble a crown (or bowl) and the man pulls out just before ejaculation and deposits his load on the head; inside the crown shaped hair.

My boyfriend noticed my bowl shaped hair style and decided to give me a crown chowder instead of ejaculating on my face.

by supertoy December 2, 2010

Chicken Corn Chowderhead

When someone is (or is acting) even more idiotic than your run of the mill Chowderhead.

Person 1: Chief is really being an idiot again.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Chowderhead.
Person 1: No way, he's acting way worse than a Chowderhead. He's a major Chicken Corn Chowderhead.
Person 2: Chief Chicken Corn Chowderhead? I like the sound of that.
Person 1: LOL!

by zTrunkz October 31, 2011

Half Child Chowder

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.

"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.

by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016

sink chowder

a delicious meal made from the food particles you've collected in your kitchen sink's drain over the last few months.

(orig. Nova Scotia)

The ultimate panty-remover: Candlelight, a bottle of pinot grigio, and a steaming bowl of sink chowder.

by richard9999 November 24, 2006

Clowers

A group of old men with supreme martial arts skills that protect legless cows in a valley. (usually found in Britain)

The Clowers are considered to be monks by a lot of people.

by Jebbie Sans August 27, 2011

Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011