citrineiskewl

Coolest dude of all time actually better than you!

Citrineiskewl is the best oh yeahhh

by Voidiskewl June 12, 2021

booty citrus

The residual seepage of poop that burns your butt within 30-60 minutes after taking a crap.

Man, I have really bad booty citrus.

by roadtoeldorado July 6, 2015

Citrus High School

Just about that best damn thing that has happened to Citrus County. Located in Inverness, where to famous Cooter Fest is held every year yee-haw.
Citrus High is one of the three high schools located in Citrus County and is by far the BEST. Our kids know how to party and how not to contract AIDS. They get along with everyone and can make anyone laugh.

one what school you go to?
two citrus high school
one awesome! wanna party?

by the_real_deal_pseudonym May 19, 2009

citroen c1

The example of why you need to keep a condom in you're car.

boy 1- I have a citroen c1
Boy 2 - yes have sex
boy 1- lol yes

by ben lil peen October 5, 2020

Citrus Documentphobia

The fear of downloading LimeWire for the fear of getting a virus.

Dude: Hey man you got LimeWire?

Dood: Nah, I have Citrus Documentphobia

by BigTool4You August 18, 2007

Citrus Blast

When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck

MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast

by The Real Citrus Blaster December 1, 2016

joe citro

Slang for a really gay ass mexican

That fag is such a joe citro

by SPC December 14, 2008