critty

crunchy and shitty at the same time; a bad feeling after something happens

your boyfriend calls and while he's on the phone with you, he doing another female...when you find out, you will feel critty.

by KEEBi December 28, 2005

Christy Bonfire

The act of burning everything in your home, except the extreme necessities to start a bonfire and keep it going..

Hey Alicia, the fire isn't starting... Thats alright we'll do a Christy bonfire and burn all of the closet doors and the last three rolls of toilet paper...

by Cat 2010 August 25, 2010

Christy

She’s dating my dog moss

Hey look it’s christy she’s dating my dog

by Royal2k June 12, 2018

chitty chitty he bang bang

to give it (sex) up to a guy.

he better stop playin or i ain't never gonna chitty chitty he bang bang

by jupitermudd October 6, 2010

christyanneing

The act of doing ANY task requested in order to please a cat.

Paskel: Yeah i pissed off Gorges cat the other day so i was caught christyanneing for him..

by HogwartsLuvr July 17, 2011

christymarkwell

The middle, mediocre, or normal example in a situation of two opposite extremes. In a group of three, the most even-tempered, least sarcastic, least whiny, etc.

"Julie wears sooo much make-up, it's disgusting. Agnes is such a prude she wouldn't be caught dead with lip balm on. I guess Margaret is just the christymarkwell of this group."

by Liadan December 14, 2008

Christybelle

A tall, skinny, spanish looking dreamboat of a man who plays serenades for young lads as they consume vast amounts of marijuana. Christy belles are known to be attracted to very easy girls, or also for bitches who have weird names (see Karina).

I heard ChristyBelle playing guitar all night long last night. And then I grew a boner.

by AMburgerz March 2, 2010