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chinese bj

When u blow air in someone's anus and make them cum
Mary went to the other side and gave me a Chinese bj
by J dizzle d September 18, 2016
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Chinese Fuckdrill

A variation of the Chinese Firedrill, a Chinese Fuckdrill is started by a member of a sexual encounter shouting out "CHINESE FUCKDRILL" after which all members switch positions, givers become receivers, and vice versa.
Man 1: Dude, that Chinese Fuckdrill last night was intense
Man 2: Yeah, it was my first time receiving, I loved it
by Lonelylittlechildren March 31, 2015
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Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth
You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake
by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015
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Chinese Left

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
by mpmoran March 14, 2011
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Chinese Copy

commonly used to describe products which are cheap in price and are of usually not good quality.
the product may or may not be a duplicate copy of a well known branded item.
the product may or may not be made in china (eventhough they usually are)
oh ! dont worry dear its just a chinese copy
by universal soldier iii December 1, 2010
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Chinese Democracy

A promise, often made more than once over an extended period of time, which the person is either unwilling or unable to keep.

The phrase originated in November of 1999 when Axl Rose's manager first officially announced the title of the next Guns N' Roses album, expected to release sometime the following year (2000). The album was not released in 2000, but the promise to release it "next year" was repeated then, as it has been subsequently repeated every year since, without result.

By 2003 the title had become a joke in itself. That year punk band The Offspring announced they would be using the title for their own upcoming album; a sort of protest against Axl's endless delays, which was commonly interpreted as a statement of "you snooze, you lose," although none of the band members or their representatives ever turned that particular phrase. After being served with a Cease-And-Desist Order from Axl's attorneys, the band released the album as Splinter.

Chinese Democracy, should it ever actually be released, would be the first album from Guns N' Roses since their 1991 release of Use Your Illusion 1 and Use Your Illusion 2, although many fans claim it would not actually be a Guns N' Roses album despite the use of the name because Axl Rose is the only original member still in the band.
After she caught Tom in bed with another woman for the second time, he swore he would never cheat again, but Lisa realized it was just Chinese Democracy and kicked his ass to the curb.

Danny's father (not-so-affectionately known as 'the drunk') swore up and down that he wouldn't miss Danny's last baseball game of the season like he had missed all the others, but even at ten years old Danny was sharp enough to realize it was just Chinese Democracy, and his father would not be there.

"I've had enough of your Chinese Democracy! You're never going to do it, so stop promising that you will!"
by IRONSWORD1 June 16, 2006
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chinese helicopter

Phrase originated in the Singaporean army, when many soldiers and sergeants had problems pronouncing English words properly, during the 60s to 90s.

When the men laughed at the sergeants, they would respond by saying: "I'm Chinese educated." Unfortunately, their poor pronunciation resulted in 'Chinese educated' sounding like 'Chinese helicopter'.

In present day, could be used to refer to Chinese from the mainland when they immigrate to other countries. Usually a derogatory term.
Look at that Chinese helicopter, coming over to our country to steal our jobs.
by Martini Cocktail August 14, 2016
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