checkered

A mixture of good and bad facial features in a single person. Often causing mixed feelings on level of hotness.

Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me is hot, but checkered.

by FutureResident November 14, 2011

checkers

Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.

"Checkers is my cute little dog." It could probably also be used as a verb. "Man, don't talk checkers to me!"

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

chuckerella

a cunt otherwise known as a vagina.

Stick your glory meat inside my chuckerella

by Joe December 1, 2003

playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.

Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.

by melvis43 December 3, 2009

chinese checkers

Also known as chink checkers, checkers for chinks. Chinky checkers.

"The chinks played chinese checkers."

by Matt Sinclair July 6, 2006

Polish checkers

a popular game of strategy also known as tic-tac-toe

Who's up for a game of Polish checkers?

by Günther S August 24, 2008

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015