the wank you have prior to your big date,enabling you to last that little bit longer with your love interest
on their first night of mattress mayhem,neil decided to have a charity chug,as to impress siobhan with his bedroom prowess
by Spidershark February 17, 2008
Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.
I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
by johnydelux1 April 02, 2018
'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma April 05, 2016
by Yamipanda March 26, 2014
a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck
"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."
"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."
"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."
"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
by sXe_defender August 03, 2021
A person who will constantly tell to donate to charity or cancer patients. The morale of this is to avoid them at all costs
Willy:hey you should donate to the March of dimes
Robby:can you shut the fuck up
Willy:donate to the homeless
Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt
Robby:can you shut the fuck up
Willy:donate to the homeless
Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt
by The incest man is here May 27, 2018
Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022