Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 3, 2020
Get the champagne of championsmug. Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017
Get the fut championsmug. Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017
Get the Breakfast Of Championsmug. by Bronzeman420 September 26, 2015
Get the Champion Juicemug. by OrkSlayer360 June 27, 2022
Get the Roller Championsmug. by dont you love when i come February 20, 2022
Get the Champion of Warrimug. by HaddiFly November 27, 2009
Get the Fan Championmug.