celebrity marriage

The union between two famous people. Known for lasting a very short time.

I read about celebrity marriage every time I pick up a magazine.

by person November 7, 2003

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

celebrity

To film any sexual act for home viewing or personal use only. Then to have it accidently posted on the internet or sold as amatuer porn.

Don't go pull a celebrity like Eve or you'll find your footage online!

by Rudy Valdez November 20, 2006

celebrity

Anyone with a Simpsons caricature.

Mel Gibson officially became a celebrity with his appearance on The Simpsons...

by Sammy Collin April 5, 2008

Local Celebrity

A well-known person in your local community. This person is very popular around town. Local Celebrities are very good looking and have a contagious personality. Their paparazzi usually consist of anyone taking pictures with their camera phone as they walk or drive by.

Brevard County's Local Celebrity is Vesta; everyone wants to get with her.

by Vesta September 10, 2008

celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

Micro-celebrity

A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.

Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.

by j0s June 23, 2014