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A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black
by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019
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Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"
by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014
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Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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Feed the cattle

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)
by Lwan sake October 9, 2009
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sweet cattle

good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs
Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE
by Mrs. dismantle the patriarchy November 14, 2013
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Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.
Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.
by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019
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