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A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black
by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019
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Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"
by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014
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Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019
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cattle crumbs

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.
by Merkinsky February 15, 2021
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Cattle

Large groups of people that are easily swayed and directed through the use of simple cues, often to their own slaughter, even when they smell blood, hear the screams, and can see the other cows being dismembered.
Did you see China handle it's cattle problems?
Yeah too many dogs in America to treat people like Cattle
by 0101010101010 December 26, 2020
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Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.
1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.
by BG101 February 21, 2020
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