Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

Dumb nigga school

“Yo you go to Joane Cardinal Schubert highschool”
“No”

by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025

Cardinal Gibbons High School

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.

“So your hookup count is 45?”
“Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School”

by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024

Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.

Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!

by doctor gringo December 25, 2021

Cardine

A full time badderz

The real life superwomen - that girl cardine is a badderz

by Ends2net November 22, 2021

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020