Two really good but really stupid friends, these two like to spend their time chilling on discord playing fortnite or Minecraft.
They usually mock and or make fun of eachother but it's all in good fun.
They've had their ups and downs but somehow always stay friends :)
Miles and Brehan, friends 4 life! <3
They usually mock and or make fun of eachother but it's all in good fun.
They've had their ups and downs but somehow always stay friends :)
Miles and Brehan, friends 4 life! <3
by XommBoyy December 29, 2021

Simple Definition: A unique ritual or custom, which displays this quote spoken, usually along with one such person dancing in a reckless way, with a catchy beat.
Advanced Definition / History:
If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....
Advanced Definition / History:
If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....
For reference, we shall use the names Billy and Bob.
Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!
Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.
Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!
Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.
by Jei_does_stuff November 22, 2023

My contribution is cardinal to the function of the current model AND it has been reported as such. These considerations were necessary to build it and it doesn't fucking matter that I threatened your kids because you are doing THIS to prove that you are doing something the stop child murder and the only person here who has stopped any child murder is me.
Hym "Cardinal contributor and no you thought I was wrong, I was proven right by time, and now you are making shit up to make everyone pretend that you being wrong did have consequences in which you are culpable. And even killing Indian college students to make it so. So, no. Enjoy the methane turbine cancer and the energy cost that is going get deferred."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger June 22, 2016

by NARPS April 22, 2022

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
by Sqrd July 5, 2020

cardinal ohara is the move if you don’t go there then wyaa? y’all can’t compete with something yall school can’t compare with!
by Aslhey January 5, 2024
