Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

Cardinal

Obscure slang for a man's penis.

Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.

by cyclopentane October 30, 2022

Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal

by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021

Nic Cardinal

Nic Cardinal is a menace to society. He doesn't care about social norms, and does whatever he wants on the daily. In terms of the size of his genetalia, he is isn't quite there yet. Although he is in good shape, he lacks any athletic abilities, and is very short, despite always claiming he is growing. On the other hand, he commits to everything he does, and is an all around great guy, who has a kink for elderly women.

Nic Cardinal flashed my grandma yesterday!?

by Alex Huggies December 19, 2021

Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.

Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!

by doctor gringo December 25, 2021

Cardinal Devil

Two really good but really stupid friends, these two like to spend their time chilling on discord playing fortnite or Minecraft.

They usually mock and or make fun of eachother but it's all in good fun.

They've had their ups and downs but somehow always stay friends :)

Miles and Brehan, friends 4 life! <3

Those two dudes are just like Cardinal Devil

by XommBoyy December 29, 2021